Pink Martinis http://www.pinkmartinis.com/main/index/ Goodnight Moon, Hello Martini | A Moxie Girls Blog en moxieminx@gmail.com Copyright 2008 2008-10-03T12:44:00-05:00 Morning Conversation with a 2 year old http://www.pinkmartinis.com/main/morning_conversation_with_a_2_year_old/ Ok Ok Its A Mommy Blog me: It smells like poop in here…
him: No it smells like grapes and chocolate.

]]> 2008-10-03T12:44:00-05:00 Coming Up For Lovely Air… and Boobies! http://www.pinkmartinis.com/main/coming_up_for_air/ It's All About Me How nice of me.  I spew forth my potty training PMS enraged rant on the Internet and then disappear for weeks.  What a brat!  No real progress has been made with regard to the potty training despite my best efforts but I decided to just go with the flow (that theme seems to slip from my …

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I have never said much in the way of politics since its usually such a delicate subject and I don’t like confrontation.  However, as I get older (and my geriatric hip pain is the real evidence) I am much less worried …

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Him: I saw it.  A bird will pick it up.

Several minutes later...

Me: Babe, there is a big toad in the driveway covered in flies.
Him:  Yeah I know...a bird will …

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Katherine,

add me to your contacts, bitch. wink

-Y

]]> 2008-08-15T17:14:00-05:00 The Breakfast Rex http://www.pinkmartinis.com/main/the_breakfast_rex/ Husband Quips Somehow we got sucked into causally watching The Breakfast Club after dinner.  You’ve all seen it, and if you haven’t, why isn’t your head flatter from being under that rock for so long?  *puts a drink on it* Anyway, my husband is a good 5 years older than me, which usually isn’t any kind of issue …

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