Kathy said around breakfast time on August 29, 2008
Me: Babe, there is a big toad in the driveway covered in flies.. it smells awful.
Him: I saw it. A bird will pick it up.
Several minutes later...
Me: Babe, there is a big toad in the driveway covered in flies.
Him: Yeah I know...a bird will pick it up.
Several minutes later...
Me: Babe, there is a big toad in the driveway covered in flies. 
Him: 
Several minutes later...
Me: Babe, there is a big toad in the driveway covered in flies.
Him: *gets a shovel*
After 9 years you would think he’d catch on by now.
from Pasadena, CA
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but men are not the brightest.
from your moms.
I both found that hysterical, and felt his pain. At the same time, while reading the entry. Odd sensation, that.
from your moms.
i know, right? men…
from San Diego, CA
Cocktail: Slighty dirty Grey Goose Martini
Did he wear his mandals while he did it?
from Cleveland, TN
Yuck.
A couple of years ago I had a horrible experince with foulness from a dead animal. I am a counselor at a treatment center for teens and I live in a cabin in the woods with them for 3 1/2 days.
A deer died near our cabin and was half rotten. The scent got stuck in my nose and I even had my shirt over my face. It was the most pungent thing ever.
Just thinking about it now makes me sick.
I feel your pain.