Kathy said around early evening on April 12, 2010
Hello?..........
Anybody there?.........
No?… I didn’t think so.
Funny story… We were coming home from date night on Friday night around midnight (I know… late for a couple with 2 kids but we had a babysitter and we were at a late comedy show and… oh yeah I forgot no one is listening anyway so I can go off on weird irrelevant tangents and no one will notice. Right? Right.) and we took a back road home. The mistake in doing so was that we were blessed to witness a prostitute, several actually. But one stood out to me the most. She had the biggest, largest, HUGEST boobs I have ever seen in my entire life. Including the freaks on the Internet. I mean.... they were just. Massive.
I started to feel sorry for her. What a horrible life that you have the World’s Largest Breasts and you have to stand on a street corner in West Palm Beach Florida of all places and hook. I felt bad for her back. I felt bad for her imaginary kid at home watching tv and eating cheetos while his Grandmother slept in a chair. (I’ve seen too many Law & Order shows). I felt bad for her.
Until she flopped her giant massive breast at me and waved.
from At my desk
Firsties!
That’s what you call a hooker with a heart of gold. Only instead of a heart of gold, you mean ginormous floppy boobs.
from your moms.
Ah, huge boobs and a hooker story… that’s what we’ve been waiting for all these months
from West Palm Beach, FL
Cocktail: Champagne Bellini
@mrsgryphon: I aim high.
from The Cleve - Ohio
What more can you want from a date night?
from your moms.
I so would have waved back. Not with my boob, though, it can’t be seen with the naked eye.
from your moms.
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