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Ingredients

.75 oz. Smirnoff Orange Vodka
.75 oz. white crème de cacao
1.5 oz. milk

Mixing Instructions

Add Smirnoff Orange Vodka
Add white crème de cacao and milk
Shake and strain into martini glass

TheSenseofSmellIsOverrated

Kathy said around second nap time on November 9, 2007

I have been having Odor issues lately.  Not personal body odor issues… I smell like a fresh dewy tulip.  It’s my house.  I feel like I am living in a smarmy poop laden stink cave.  First, I had the dead animal stench going on which subsided.  Then today, I was knocked out by the disgusting smell of decaying open festering cesspool permeating throughout my house.... radiating mainly from my master bathroom water closet.

I don’t know what happened.  It was fine and then a few hours later… the toilet drained out without my knowing and the toxic foul gas of the sewer seeped in and tainted my entire first floor.. all while I naively typed away at my keyboard at my desk in the basement office.  I thought I might die from this smell.  The toilet has been fixed but we were left with this SMELL. This awful putrid smell.  I opened every window, put every ceiling fan on high and started lighting every candle I could find.  Thank god I bought an oil burner last week because candles just don’t help that fast.

If it’s not mystery smells is poop diapers, poop under the finger nail, dog poop, stepped in poop, stinky diaper pail.... I am surrounded.  *stinks*

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Tags: ew, mystery+smells, NaBloPoMo, wtf
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girlplease girlplease on November 10, 2007 at 10:06am
from Mars

I hear you. We have 4 animals--2 dogs; 2 cats. The litterbox alone is reason enough for me to say “after these 2, more more cats for you”. I’m convinced carpet is the culpret. Our bedroom rugs are from 1985 (mmmm mustard shag). The previous owner loved animals too so I’m guessing that carpet not only has dander from 1985 but probably 20 animals’ dander. Combine that with my husband’s daily toots, I’m in pure stink hell.

Ew.

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