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Ingredients

.75 oz. Smirnoff Orange Vodka
.75 oz. white crème de cacao
1.5 oz. milk

Mixing Instructions

Add Smirnoff Orange Vodka
Add white crème de cacao and milk
Shake and strain into martini glass

PillowTawk

Kathy said around early evening on June 15, 2007

I realized recently I am very particular about my pillow.  A few years ago a friend turned me on to latex foam pillows.  The have a waffle-y appearance inside as opposed to the space age foam pillows littering Bed Bath & Beyond these days.  I started using it exclusively when I slept at said friends house and woke the next morning rested and not having been woken up by “dead arm” for the first time in a long time.  I sleep with an arm under my pillow and constantly wake up with my arm asleep, only to roll over and whack myself in the face with it.  I immediately ran out and bought one of my own.  I’ve been a whore to this pillow ever since. 

I ran into Bed Bath & Beyond to replace that pillow and to get a back up a year or so after discovering it.  Much to my dismay and utter horror, there weren’t any to be found.  I asked an employee and was told “they don’t carry those anymore.” I wanted to put my pregnant at the time foot in an undisclosed area of that employees body.  I searched after that.  I checked Linens and Things and other assorted department stores and came up empty handed.  Devastated, I accepted defeat and bought other not as good crap pillows.

On a random trip to Bed Bath & Beyond recently I checked the selection and started considering those space age foam pillows even with the $60 and up price tags.  I thought anything would be an improvement from my now lumpy king pillows.  Accidentally I saw out of the corner of my eye the word “latex” and my head spun around like Zeul. My eyes focused on the label of a stack of pillows next to me.  NUFORM latex foam pillows.  I nearly fainted.  In a frenzy I grabbed a queen for myself.  I wanted 2 kings for my bed at home but they only had one.  I figured they’d have them online so I made a mad dash for the register to claim my prize pillow.  I drove home giddy like a school girl on the last day of 5th grade.

I checked later for them online and there is NO evidence of them on the website.  I couldn’t even find the company.  I found ONE on an ebay auction which.... I love ebay but no.  I am now on a mission to clean out every Bed Bath & Beyond for their Nuform pillows.  Bed Bath & Beyond will become Bed Bath and Beyond Recognition Since That Crazy Woman Came and Trashed the Bedding Department.

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soapbox.SUPERSTAR soapbox.SUPERSTAR on June 15, 2007 at 9:54pm
from Virginia Beach, VA
Cocktail: Calypso Cooler

I have never tried those pillows, but I am real particular about mine too!  Good luck on your mission!

Deltus Deltus on June 16, 2007 at 11:10am
from your moms.

"my head spun around like Zeul”

BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

*wipes away tears*

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I haven’t laughed that hard that instantly in quite a while.  Thanks, dude!

BTW, I’m going to look for a latex foam pillow and try it.  I don’t like my current pillow arrangement.

statia statia on June 16, 2007 at 9:16pm
from Farm Country, PA
Cocktail: Your Mom

Oh god, I’ve been a pillow whore for YEARS.  I know your vice man, seriously.  I need a certain type of pillow to sleep too.  I usually need a softish down pillow.  And I am totally not above taking my pillow with me everywhere.  I leave room in my suitcase.  But when mine dies, I have to break in a new one.  Which takes a good few months before it’s perfect. 

Also?  I was impaled at a pillow factory once.  By a featha stuffa.

girlplease girlplease on June 17, 2007 at 9:29pm
from uranus

my man told me to come in the bedroom. immediately i thought he wanted to ‘hit that’. but no. he told me to lie down and see if i noticed something. hmmm:

no new fan
no wood floors i’ve been asking for 6 years now
no sleep # bed that cost oodles

instead it was a memory foam, special neck pillow because i sleep like a romanian asshole (because that’s who i am).

it’s a nice (as borat would say) but it’s a little high (i think it’s a 5 and i need a ) but seeing the price, i deal. and it only causes 10% pain instead of 80% due to the way i sleep.

eh. it’ can always be used as an uplifing sex/conceive pillow. nothing like putting your head where you snatch is. delicious.

Brandi Brandi on June 18, 2007 at 7:40am
from Clive Owen's Bedroom
Cocktail: Mojito

I was going to say something but after reading “nothing like putting your head where you snatch is. delicious.” I was rendered speechless.

Kathy Kathy on June 18, 2007 at 8:23am
from West Palm Beach, FL
Cocktail: Champagne Bellini

@girlplease: HHAAHAHAHAHHAHA.  Dude.  I think you should write up a tutorial for that.

@Brandi: I think I sprained something reading her comment.

Deltus Deltus on June 18, 2007 at 9:38am
from your moms.

In all my years on the planet, I never knew there was a sleeping pattern named for Romanian anuses.  I am SO naive.

robyn robyn on June 19, 2007 at 1:33am
from Mousevilleā„¢
Cocktail: Amaretto sour

OMG.  I totally forgot what I was going to say after that.

baby names girl baby names girl on June 19, 2007 at 4:49am
from your moms.

Yeah there are great pillows out there.  The flatter ones are supposedly the best for your back.

girlplease girlplease on June 19, 2007 at 5:57am
from hell

oh yes indeed there is a sleeping pattern.

what? you think us romanians just do flips and tumbling all day?

Deltus Deltus on June 19, 2007 at 8:42am
from your moms.

That, and turning into bats and wolves and doing that whole vampire thing, yeah.  I likes me my stereotypes.  Keeps me from having to, you know, think and stuff.

Stacey on June 19, 2007 at 3:18pm
from Chicago

Just wanted to point you to http://www.rejuvenite.com/ which looks like it sells latex foam pillows

Kathy Kathy on June 19, 2007 at 4:38pm
from West Palm Beach, FL
Cocktail: Champagne Bellini

@Stacey: Thanks!!

Amy in MN Amy in MN on June 20, 2007 at 10:11am
from Minnesota

I know you hate this store but, I bought this waffle type latex pillow at...get ready....Wal-Mart. It was a Simmons Beautyrest latex one. I think it was like 30.00 dollars or something like that. I know you hate that store but....you know.

girlplease girlplease on June 21, 2007 at 5:57am
from hell

yea sarcasm is hard. so is laughing at oneself. i’ll try harder. my bad.

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