Kathy said around during nap time on November 1, 2007
Ok. I’m pretty sure I am carrrrrazy for agreeing to post once a day for 30 days. However, I am always looking for a way to push myself. ”I’m a pusher Katie...I’m a pusher” (Bonus points if you name the movie.) I am by nature a quiet person. In a social setting I can hold my own but I am not, by definition considered “outgoing”. So to post, something relatively meaningful once a day will therefore be a challenge.
I sometimes forget that just because I’ve been blogging for ....oh god I’ve been blogging for 7 years?? How is that possible? Anyway, just because I have been blogging for so long I forget that not everyone really knows who I am. Of course there are some people who have known me for a long time that read my site and they have probably heard it all. But a lot of you (you lurkers too) don’t really know me as well as I think (or do you?). So while doing this experiment I hope to at least share some things about me that I may have blogged about before but that haven’t seen the light of day in years.
That said… I know Halloween is over, but in an effort to avoid the onslaught of Christmas related bombarding that will inevitable suffocate us all, I’d like to bask in the Halloweenieness for one more day. Perhaps its a regional thing but Halloween surely has changed a lot since I was growing up. (Hi, I’m 80 and my real name is Edna). When I was a kid, Halloween went on for hours and hours. You trick or treated until your bag or pillowcase was so full it gave you a backache to carry it and threatened to split at the seams. You’d stay out so long that you’d come home covered in shaving cream and higher than Britney Spears on a Saturday night from the massive quantities of sugar you consumed. It was a job. You spent the last hour of the night sorting your candy and grouping it into “Guard With Your Life”,"Awesome", “Good” and “Will Trade for Snickers at School”.
The kids around here now all go to Halloween parties instead of trick or treating all night, there isn’t a stitch of shaving cream to be found, nor an egg in sight. And people, we got a cross. People hand out crosses. Where are the hooligans? Where is the drama? The closest I got was last year when some kids swiped my candy basket. It’s entirely possible it’s just not happening in my neighborhood. But come on, what’s a woman gotta do to get her mailbox filled with shaving cream?













from your moms.
Okay, I get everything except for the shaving cream. Shaving cream? Never had anything to do with shaving cream on Halloween when I was growing up.
We still trick or treat though. I love taking my girlies out.
from West Palm Beach, FL
Cocktail: Champagne Bellini
@Deltus: Yep. In fact the grocery stores would move all the shaving cream inventory up behind the customer service counter with the cigarettes. Kids would get them, and do some weird thing to the nozzle to make it spray really far. We’d all have shaving cream wars in the streets.
from San Diego, CA
Cocktail: Slighty dirty Grey Goose Martini
I know the moooooovie! I know the mooooooovie! But I’ll let someone else play for the Bonus Points.
I could mail you a box of dog crap. Would that suffice?
from West Palm Beach, FL
Cocktail: Champagne Bellini
@Jo: If you mail me dog crap, I am mailing you a case of Balut.
from your moms.
and all the grocery stores would sell out of eggs. and TP. doesn’t anybody TP on halloween anymore?
from Boston
OMG balut. Duck embryos for everyone!
from Farm Country, PA
Cocktail: Your Mom
I can do much better than just shaving cream in your mailbox.
from San Diego, CA
Cocktail: Slighty dirty Grey Goose Martini
@dude: If you mail me Balut, don’t think I won’t hesitate to 2-day Express a medium-sized lump of Sweet Fucking Christ.
from West Palm Beach, FL
Cocktail: Champagne Bellini
@Jo: *overnights Balut in a sheeps stomach to your house*
from West Palm Beach, FL
Cocktail: Champagne Bellini
@Statia: Are you threatening me? /mexican accent
from West Palm Beach, FL
Cocktail: Champagne Bellini
@Everyone - If no one guesses the movie reference you are all dead to me. Except Joelle because she totally knows this one.
from Virginia Beach, VA
Cocktail: Calypso Cooler
Mean Girls!!! Did I win? Did I win? What’s the prize? PLEASE NOT Balut or Dog Poop.
And I agree, Halloween has become a holiday for softy’s! It took both my kids to collect HALF of what I would have collected on my own back in ‘84!
from your moms.
Ok, apparently I need to go look some shit up. WTF is balut?
I don’t get the movie reference, though. Was sS right?
And let me express my sheer joy at the fact that you and Joelle are posting daily this month. You guys make me happy.
One of the kids that came to my door last night wished me a happy Day of the Dead. I said, “But it isn’t the Day of the Dea...” He interrupted me to assure me that it was IN FACT the Day of the Dead (in other countries, he added). I almost said, “Aw! You don’t have too many friends, do you?” But instead I just said, “Hm. I thought tomorrow was the Day of the Dead. Oh well! Happy Halloween!” And then I closed my door on the sad little dude.
from West Palm Beach, FL
Cocktail: Champagne Bellini
@soapbox: Ding! You earn the bonus points for the day. I may start keeping track over the course of the month and award a prize. And it won’t be balut. It’ll be something fun or practical. Or both.
For those who need to know the foulness that is Balut...read about it here.
from San Diego, CA
Cocktail: Slighty dirty Grey Goose Martini
@dude: mice wine. That’s all I’m sayin’.
from Orlando, FL
Cocktail: Cabernet Sauvignon; gallons of it.
I actually found melted toilet paper on the front lawn [it rained overnight]. I freaked, and turned to check the house. Nothing. What the hell?
Kids today would rather hit your mailbox with a bat than put shaving cream in it. They have no imaginations.
Balut and kimchee wrapped in cow’s tongue in a paper bag with poop. Mailed overnight after having spent two days lounging in the hot sun.
from Tampa
Head over to my blog and read my halloween post. It’s a shame how Halloween has changed and no fun for the kids at all.
And? I loved the creative costumes of long ago. The “Halloweencostumes.coms” have made it too easy to dress up.
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