Kathy said around mid-afternoon on August 10, 2007
Tomorrow I am cooking a pot roast. If that wasn’t the most Stepford wife thing to say in all the land I don’t know what is. But before you judge… I have good reason. My in-laws are coming and they bought me that stinkin’ crock pot and I feel obligated to show off my crock-potting abilities. You know, because crockpot’s require skillz. In case you never used one, and need instructions, allow me to give you a lesson in Crockpotting 101.
Step 1: Throw a cow’s ass in there and some other crap and turn it on.
Step 2: Go get drunk.
Step 3: When you wake up from your vodka induced stupor, dinner is ready.
For full effect, put on an apron and a strand of pearls and spike your ice tea with dinner… especially if your in-laws are over. Repeat.
from San Diego, CA
Cocktail: Slighty dirty Grey Goose Martini
I had trouble reading past “a cow’s ass”. hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!
from your moms.
Crockpots: making decent meals from lesser-quality meat cuts and left-over veggies for half a century. We love it especially for making really tasty pulled pork and pulled beef. Yum!
from your moms.
I think those are the greatest directions I’ve ever read for anything.
I wish you had put that in your book.
COWS ASS. HAHAHAHA