Kathy said around before the baby got up on April 20, 2010

The night we saw the hooker was the night we went to see Jim Breuer do stand up at the Palm Beach Improv.  Fantastic show.  I am reminded of it this morning because he did a whole bit about kids and how they are when they wake up in the morning.  The difference:

Me? Barely awake, not had coffee, eyes still adjusting, hair askew.

My oldest son has currently been awake for mere minutes and he is hammering a wooden table.

Me: “What are you doing?”

Him: “I’m HAMMERING, Mom.”

At this moment there is not enough coffee in the WORLD to make hammering ok.