Kathy!Moxie Girl Kathy is a web designer, author, a toxic avenger and mother to a 4 year old and a 9 month old set of boys. She is trying to break an organic lip balm collecting habit and has watched The Wedding Date more times than any person should. More?
Visit SafeMama!

LovelySafeMama.com!

Kissable

Ingredients

.75 oz. Smirnoff Orange Vodka
.75 oz. white crème de cacao
1.5 oz. milk

Mixing Instructions

Add Smirnoff Orange Vodka
Add white crème de cacao and milk
Shake and strain into martini glass

HairyAnimalPredictsWeather,NewsatEleven

Kathy said around evening on February 2, 2008

Look at the terror in his eyesBlogging on a Saturday?  Surely hell hath frozen overeth.  Oh and Happy Groundhog Day!  Did he see his shadow?  I bet he did and said ”Oh man, I gained weight… I need to go back to the gym for a few more weeks and slim down before I even THINK of putting on a bikini.” No? Ok then maybe that was all in my head.  I never really understood this “holiday” if you can call it that.  Here is my question, how can that huge hairy thing see anything when hes yanked out of a cage and held up in the air like Simba? 

Looks like there are 6 more weeks of winter.  here is my favorite part of the article:

The rodent was taken out of a tree stump on a hill called Gobbler’s Knob, and delivered his prognostication to William Cooper, President of Punxsutawney’s Inner Circle, who organizers say is the only person in the world who can speak “groundhog-ese.”

I could just have a field day with those innuendos.  But still, the thing was probably asleep and then yanked out of his bed and forced to stare at the ground.  How scientific!  I think I’ll go see if this method works on my dog.

RSS Bookmark to del.icio.us Search Technorati for links to this post Digg this post on digg.com
Comments are not open on this entry. • 1 trackback
Tags: groundhog+day, holiday, wtf
Comments are closed for this entry.
Manic Witch Manic Witch on February 2, 2008 at 2:50pm
from Chicago

Blinding him with all the spotlights probably doesn’t help is dismeanor either.  I know the little critter sees his shadow because of the lights.  I’m surprised he doesn’t just turn around and bite someone.  Maybe the valium they give him?

mikey mikey on February 7, 2008 at 2:34pm
from your moms.

Gobbler’s Knob.

It sure sounds like William Cooper spent a lot of time on Gobbler’s Knob.  He must LOVE it on Gobbler’s Knob.  I’ll bet he makes a special trip every year to get on Gobbler’s Knob.

Excuse me whilst I channel my inner fifth grader.

Deltus Deltus on February 7, 2008 at 5:05pm
from your moms.

I’m with Mikey on this.  Gobbler’s Knob.  tee hee hee hee!

Page 1 of 1 pages of comments
Commenting is not available in this weblog entry.
Trackback from uhwmrjxi on March 9 2008 at 10:42:am

uhwmrjxi

uhwmrjxi
Want to trackback to this entry? Use this URL: