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Ingredients

.75 oz. Smirnoff Orange Vodka
.75 oz. white crème de cacao
1.5 oz. milk

Mixing Instructions

Add Smirnoff Orange Vodka
Add white crème de cacao and milk
Shake and strain into martini glass

PopsicleStickHumor

Kathy said during lunch time on June 17, 2008

I saw this joke on a popsicle stick this afternoon and I had to post it because I know Mikey would like it:

What did the girl melon say to the boy melon when he proposed marriage?

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TwoHumpCamelMakesaTwoHumpPoop

Kathy said during mid-morning on June 12, 2008

I know… I neglect this poor blog.  I feel bad about it but.. it’ll just have to get over it.  Today is my 32nd birthday… I keep writing to the birthday fairy asking her to please NOT bring me anymore, but the bitch keeps showing up with a bag of crows feet.  I’m taking the day off.  Novel idea!  And taking myself to see Sex and the City before mainstream television completely ruins every surprise for me. 

I also skipped the gym.  The horror!  I decided to stay home and work on potty training Reilly.  Who said motherhood isn’t glamorous.  My gift today?  He went on the potty.  By himself.  We have progress!  Happy Birthday to me… here’s a kid potty full of pee to celebrate with!

By the way, I think boys underwear are so freakin’ cute.  Those little tighty whites are like the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

StuffMyHusbandSays

Kathy said during cocktail hour on June 2, 2008

Another intellectual gem from my husband:

Him: Vitamins are stupid.

MeatloafTool

Kathy said during cocktail hour on May 30, 2008

I was bumming out about Reilly being sick (cold and cough!) so Joelle tried to cheer me up:

Joelle: Here, enjoy this
Joelle: no?
Joelle: meatloaf cupcakes don’t illicit a response?
Joelle: ok, how about a giant chocolate penis pop?

Iloveitwhenyoutalkbacontome

Kathy said during cocktail hour

This is what happens when a married couple IM to each other from different areas of the house:

Me: What are you doing?
Him: Watching tv…
Him: They showed a wild boar that was 1100 lbs
Him: They shot it in Fayetteville, GA
Me: ew
Him: I didn’t know wild hogs were here too
Me: Didn’t you know? They’re indigenous to Peachtree City.
Him: I guess, they’re just giant pigs
Him: Got loose and became wild
Me: mmmm
Me: giant pigs are tasty

We seriously need to get a life.

IndifferenceLikeThis

Kathy said during early afternoon on May 22, 2008

Maybe this is catty of me but… can someone please explain to me, the appeal of Natasha Bedingfield?  What’s with this woman.  I cannot escape her music, her corny videos no matter what I do.  She is everywhere I go.  Ok, so some people like her, I guess.  Fine.  I just don’t get it.  She is so “ho-hum” to me, I just can’t understand why she is so damn popular that I hear her voice every time I turn on the radio, satellite radio, MTV, VH1, etc, etc.

I also don’t understand pistachio ice cream but, what the hell do I know.  Maybe that explains my lack of tolerance for Miss Bedingfield.  Is she pistachio ice cream? 

ohh 

TheMoxieGirlsSummerCocktailContest

Kathy said during early afternoon on May 15, 2008

MDS 2008 RedesignHoly cow people, our redesign is done! We finally got around to relaunching our website and if we do say so ourselves, it looks delicious.  We already miss our Air Moxie design, we grew so attached to it but, it was time for something new.  We wanted to reorganize our portfolio, open the blog up for commenting and clean up the FAQ and various other things.  And if you have patience you’ll enjoy the lava lamp action.

In honor of finally getting our site redone, we thought we’d give away presents to the people who come visit our blogs, our business, and who support all things Moxie Girls. Enter the Summer Cocktail Contest.  “Contest” meaning random drawing....ehhh, yeah.  That. Check it out on our fancy new blog, but here are the details in case you’re a lazy bastard:

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NiceButtons

Kathy said during cocktail hour on May 14, 2008

Eariler this evening, my son threw a fit because I wouldn’t let him “honk” my boob. 

blank stare

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