Kathy said during lunch time on June 17, 2008

I saw this joke on a popsicle stick this afternoon and I had to post it because I know Mikey would like it:

What did the girl melon say to the boy melon when he proposed marriage?

“We’re too young, we cantaloupe.”

Haaaa haaaaa. 

Kathy said during mid-morning on June 12, 2008

I know… I neglect this poor blog.  I feel bad about it but.. it’ll just have to get over it.  Today is my 32nd birthday… I keep writing to the birthday fairy asking her to please NOT bring me anymore, but the bitch keeps showing up with a bag of crows feet.  I’m taking the day off.  Novel idea!  And taking myself to see Sex and the City before mainstream television completely ruins every surprise for me. 

I also skipped the gym.  The horror!  I decided to stay home and work on potty training Reilly.  Who said motherhood isn’t glamorous.  My gift today?  He went on the potty.  By himself.  We have progress!  Happy Birthday to me… here’s a kid potty full of pee to celebrate with!

By the way, I think boys underwear are so freakin’ cute.  Those little tighty whites are like the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

Kathy said during cocktail hour on June 2, 2008

Another intellectual gem from my husband:

Him: Vitamins are stupid.

Kathy said during cocktail hour on May 30, 2008

I was bumming out about Reilly being sick (cold and cough!) so Joelle tried to cheer me up:

Joelle: Here, enjoy this
Joelle: no?
Joelle: meatloaf cupcakes don’t illicit a response?
Joelle: ok, how about a giant chocolate penis pop?

Kathy said during cocktail hour

This is what happens when a married couple IM to each other from different areas of the house:

Me: What are you doing?
Him: Watching tv…
Him: They showed a wild boar that was 1100 lbs
Him: They shot it in Fayetteville, GA
Me: ew
Him: I didn’t know wild hogs were here too
Me: Didn’t you know? They’re indigenous to Peachtree City.
Him: I guess, they’re just giant pigs
Him: Got loose and became wild
Me: mmmm
Me: giant pigs are tasty

We seriously need to get a life.

Kathy said during early afternoon on May 22, 2008

Maybe this is catty of me but… can someone please explain to me, the appeal of Natasha Bedingfield?  What’s with this woman.  I cannot escape her music, her corny videos no matter what I do.  She is everywhere I go.  Ok, so some people like her, I guess.  Fine.  I just don’t get it.  She is so “ho-hum” to me, I just can’t understand why she is so damn popular that I hear her voice every time I turn on the radio, satellite radio, MTV, VH1, etc, etc.

I also don’t understand pistachio ice cream but, what the hell do I know.  Maybe that explains my lack of tolerance for Miss Bedingfield.  Is she pistachio ice cream? 

Kathy said during early afternoon on May 15, 2008

Holy cow people, our redesign is done! We finally got around to relaunching our website and if we do say so ourselves, it looks delicious.  We already miss our Air Moxie design, we grew so attached to it but, it was time for something new.  We wanted to reorganize our portfolio, open the blog up for commenting and clean up the FAQ and various other things.  And if you have patience you’ll enjoy the lava lamp action.

In honor of finally getting our site redone, we thought we’d give away presents to the people who come visit our blogs, our business, and who support all things Moxie Girls. Enter the Summer Cocktail Contest.  “Contest” meaning random drawing....ehhh, yeah.  That. Check it out on our fancy new blog, but here are the details in case you’re a lazy bastard:

Grand Prize Winner will receive:

• A Cosmo Caddy, which includes a cocktail shaker, 4 cosmo glasses and a retro-esque carrier valued at $55.00 courtesy of LiquidPlanet.com
• A signed copy of The IT Girls Guide to Blogging with Moxie!
• A tube of Jaqua Hand Creme (flavor may vary!)

Two Runners-Up Winners will receive:

• A signed copy of The IT Girls Guide to Blogging with Moxie!
• A tube of Jaqua Hand Creme (flavor may vary!)

Here’s how to enter:

• Send us your favorite Summer cocktail recipe… your tried-and-true, your awesome party punch, your blended fruit favorites… whatever!  Send us your favorite Summer-themed cocktail recipes.  Drink recipes must include at least three (3) main ingredients (Garnish doesn’t count!  No rum and coke with limes you sneaks!) For extra credit, include a recipe for a “pairing”, or a tasty snack to go with your cocktail.
• Then, send an email with the subject “Moxie Girls Summer Cocktail Contest!” in the subject line to .  Please include your full name (and nickname for announcement purposes if you would like to remain private) and a full address where your prizes will be sent.
• One entry per person.  You can get an extra entry into the contest to up your chances if you include the aforementioned complementary snack recipe to go along with the drink you’ve submitted.  Like a 2-fer!  Make it a 3-fer by posting your recipe on your blog and linking back to our entry here. If you blog it, be sure to include the link to your entry in your submission so we know to give you an extra chance.  Winners will be drawn at random.

The winner(s) will receive full credit in our blog postings and mad kudos for their win, but any and all submissions become property of The Moxie Girls™ and we reserve the right to reprint, rename, or modify original recipes at our discretion for future use.  Trademarked and/or copywritten recipes submitted must contain the source of the recipe in order for it to be considered. Multiple entries, or entries missing information will be disqualified so make sure you include your recipe, name and address!

Contest will end at midnight EST June 6, 2008, so please have all entries in by then and we’ll announce the winners on our blog on Monday, June 9, 2008.

Worrrrrd… send in your recipes!  Mama needs some new drinks to test. 

Kathy said during cocktail hour on May 14, 2008

Eariler this evening, my son threw a fit because I wouldn’t let him “honk” my boob.