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Ingredients

.75 oz. Smirnoff Orange Vodka
.75 oz. white crème de cacao
1.5 oz. milk

Mixing Instructions

Add Smirnoff Orange Vodka
Add white crème de cacao and milk
Shake and strain into martini glass

PoliticsonaTuesdayMorning

Kathy said during breakfast time on September 9, 2008

I have never said much in the way of politics since its usually such a delicate subject and I don’t like confrontation.  However, as I get older (and my geriatric hip pain is the real evidence) I am much less worried about a potential disagreement.  Living part time in Georgia, I knew there would be an adjustment.  It’s the south, people are different than folks in the Northeast.  I am clearly from the Northeast.  I even have a slight residual Long Island accent to prove it.  (Joelle caught a glimpse of it when I visited and giggled).  One of the main differences between Georgia and New York is that here, people assume.  In New York, you never assume anything about someone because you might put your foot in your mouth if you do. You don’t assume their religious beliefs, you don’t assume their heritage, their relationship preferences, sexual preferences, economic status, and you certainly don’t assume their political views.  In Georgia, most people assume you are just like them.  At a local establishment the other day I started chatting with the sales girl and while we waited she did just that.  Assumed.  She assumed I was a Christian Republican and started gushing about how great it was that McCain selected Sarah Palin and “how great is she???”.

I swallowed hard and plainly told her I didn’t care for Palin and her political or religious views but that it was nice to see women playing a bigger role in higher political positions.  I also got an earful about her views on abortion and how if you choose an abortion you will be “judged later” in that “you know what I mean” tone.  She simply “could not vote for someone who is FOR abortion”.  Right, because supporting a woman’s right to choose means you support abortion.  *insert huge eye roll* But it’s ok to shoot innocent animals from a helicopter, apparently. 

I didn’t get into it with her that I firmly believe in a woman’s right over her own life and body.  That it makes me sick to think that some Christian politician can decide what I can and cannot do.  That doesn’t mean I support abortion, it means I support human rights.  I am voting for Obama this election and I am most certainly not a Christian.  I may need to send a memo to Georgia about that.

Wow, totally didn’t intend on posting a political diatribe this morning. 

ZeroToleranceforRottenAnimals

Kathy said during breakfast time on August 29, 2008

Me: Babe, there is a big toad in the driveway covered in flies.. it smells awful.
Him: I saw it.  A bird will pick it up.

Several minutes later...

Me: Babe, there is a big toad in the driveway covered in flies.
Him:  Yeah I know...a bird will pick it up.

Several minutes later...

Me: Babe, there is a big toad in the driveway covered in flies.  angry
Him:  shut eye

Several minutes later...

Me: Babe, there is a big toad in the driveway covered in flies.  angry
Him:  *gets a shovel*

After 9 years you would think he’d catch on by now.

ToSumUp-IHeartSanDiego

Kathy said during early evening on August 28, 2008

About 563 things have happened to me and every time I go to blog them I remember I was supposed to be doing something else entirely and forget.  Like how I went to San Diego to see Joelle and we had a blast, and a cocktail party, and I met bloggers I have “known” online for a long time and finally got to hug them (Hi Daniel and Richard!) in person without little *’s hanging around.  Or how I got a chance to see some other people I haven’t seen in a while like Becky and Y (oh how I just love her ...see?).  I got to meet a few other people who I have heard many wonderful things about, so it was nice to put faces to names and share in some mutual laughs.  And of course, Mikey and Domo got some hugs.  Or about how Joelle and I actually got a chance to sit down, in a nice martini bar and drink proper martinis instead of showing each other over a webcam what we’re drinking.

And there was the hangover we won’t speak of.  But bottom line, I love my friends and miss them terribly. I wish someone would get on that whole teleporting thing already. 

So now, I am home, with a nice little cold I got from the trip home (thank you 23B for coughing all over me).  Time to get back to work and back to monitoring the National Hurricane Center.  *groan*

FayDun-Gone-Away

Kathy said during early afternoon on August 18, 2008

I think I’ve been spared this time… but the Hurricane Gods don’t forget so I don’t think I am off the hook for the season.  I will however have to shuffle off to the airport at 4am on Thursday in the pouring rain if its any consolation.  In the meantime we’re sitting here watching it pour rain as if the apocalypse is coming.

Let’s just hope that orange spot doesn’t turn into anything…

DearUniverse….Seriously,areyoueventrying?

Kathy said during mid-afternoon on August 16, 2008

Tropical Storm FAY.... FAYntastic. If anyone has been reading this blog in the past few years, you’ll know that I have been through a bunch of hurricanes.  First, Hurricane Frances… then 2 weeks later Hurricane Jeanne.  I went through a couple other minor ones I don’t remember the names of and we did get a little bit of Katrina.  The next year we were hit badly by Hurricane Wilma.  I was 7 months pregnant and we were without power or water for over two weeks.  It wasn’t a fun experience. 

We often joke that hurricanes follow us around because prior to us moving to Florida, there hadn’t been a serious hurricane in 25 years.  Tropical Storm Fay is coming to town this week and looks like it will be a Category 1 (although that’s what they said about Wilma and she was a 3 or 4 depending on who you talk to).  Fay could not be coming at a worse time.  I am getting ready to leave for California on Thursday so on top of preparing for that I have to now prepare for a possible hurricane.  I’m not a big complainer… sure yes I whine and kvetch when I need to but I am usually a laid back optimist.  Ask anyone, I am almost annoyingly optimistic.  I can’t help it.  In this scenario however… I AM SO NOT PLEASED.

WhyILoveMyFriends

Kathy said during lunch time on August 15, 2008

Y, a Friend, requested to add you as a connection on LinkedIn:

Katherine,

add me to your contacts, bitch. wink

-Y

TheBreakfastRex

Kathy said during cocktail hour on August 4, 2008

Somehow we got sucked into causally watching The Breakfast Club after dinner.  You’ve all seen it, and if you haven’t, why isn’t your head flatter from being under that rock for so long?  *puts a drink on it* Anyway, my husband is a good 5 years older than me, which usually isn’t any kind of issue but sometimes our age gap shows a little.

Me: I have always thought this movie was a little stupid.
Him: No way!  This is a great movie.
Me: Come on, there is no way teenagers sat in a circle and cried to each other.  And then all danced like a bunch of turds without being embarrassed.  That just wouldn’t happen.
Him: You don’t know that!  It could happen… they’re kids!
Him: You just don’t understand… this was before your generation.
Me: What were the dinosaurs like?

I know I am supposed to love that movie but it just BUGS me to no end… all the weeping and the whining.  I can’t take it.  Give me Splash or Teen Wolf over that any day.

CrapMyHusbandSays

Kathy said during cocktail hour on August 1, 2008

While watching Shark Week:

“Shark Suit Tester… how do you end up with THAT job?”

and from the other day after a loud car pumping rap drives by during naptime:

“I’m going to buy a gun and just start shooting people. Where’s the KMart ad...”

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