Kathy!Moxie Girl Kathy is a web designer, author and a mother to a 2 year old charming little boy. She's quite girly, an amateur photography junkie, and is trying to break an organic lip balm collecting habit. More?
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Ingredients

.75 oz. Smirnoff Orange Vodka
.75 oz. white crème de cacao
1.5 oz. milk

Mixing Instructions

Add Smirnoff Orange Vodka
Add white crème de cacao and milk
Shake and strain into martini glass

TheMoxieGirlsSummerCocktailContest

Kathy said during early afternoon on May 15, 2008

MDS 2008 RedesignHoly cow people, our redesign is done! We finally got around to relaunching our website and if we do say so ourselves, it looks delicious.  We already miss our Air Moxie design, we grew so attached to it but, it was time for something new.  We wanted to reorganize our portfolio, open the blog up for commenting and clean up the FAQ and various other things.  And if you have patience you’ll enjoy the lava lamp action.

In honor of finally getting our site redone, we thought we’d give away presents to the people who come visit our blogs, our business, and who support all things Moxie Girls. Enter the Summer Cocktail Contest.  “Contest” meaning random drawing....ehhh, yeah.  That. Check it out on our fancy new blog, but here are the details in case you’re a lazy bastard:

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NiceButtons

Kathy said during cocktail hour on May 14, 2008

Eariler this evening, my son threw a fit because I wouldn’t let him “honk” my boob. 

blank stare

OkForrealthistime

Kathy said during cocktail hour on May 13, 2008

Holy uninspired to write here-ness.  In case anyone, anywhere is wondering… we are still Binkie Free here.  Project Binkie Removal was a success, but not without its brief trials.  There was a little crying.  The kind of crying that I could easily fix by giving in, the kind that makes your heart explode… but for his well-being I didn’t give in.  Not even during a trip away from home where he asked for it.  So bye bye binkie.  Last hurdle, potty training.  Can I just curl into a ball and pretend it doesn’t exist? 

In other news, I have no life.  I entertain myself by putting tape on the dogs head and watching him try to get it off.  Help me.

ForDeltus

Kathy said during lunch time

Deltus: Blog something, would ya?
Kathy: seriously…
Kathy: I’m not even trying
Kathy: I did but on safe mama
Kathy: I was spent after that
Deltus: I’m neither motherly nor safe.
Deltus: So…
Deltus: Just blog the word “poop”.
Deltus: Do *something*.
Kathy:  ok
Deltus: You’re going to actually blog the word poop, aren’t you.
Deltus: *SIGH*

Poop.

ProjectBinkieRemovalDay1

Kathy said during breakfast time on April 22, 2008

There is one thing I really dislike about parenting.  Tough love.  I can take the sleepless nights (ask me that again one day), the crying, the scraped knees, the splinter removals, the tantrums… I can even take my fair share of poop under the fingernail.  But this part, the part that requires me admitting I know what’s best for him even if it means my heart breaks into a tiny million pieces.  Of course, this is nothing on the grand scale.  As Joelle put it “Wait until he is 16 and screaming YOU RUINED MY LIIIIIFE!!!! because you took away his Wii privileges”.  And she is totally right.  There are worse things about parenting to come.

But at 10pm when your 2 year old is crying pitifully in his bed for his binkie and you can’t give it back because if you do, you’ll make things worse rather than better, you just feel like the worse Mom on the planet.  That’s right, we’ve begun Project Binkie Removal™. I never intended for my kid to get hooked on a binkie.  I never gave him once since I breastfed but one day he just took one and never looked back. He loved it since then and I thought he’d get bored of it just like he got bored of bottles.  But he didn’t.  It was never allowed outside his crib, so it’s not an issue impeding speech (he never stops talking....ever....) or blocking any social interaction.  He had it for naps and bedtime.  But he’s 2 years old an then some and I have had this sinking feeling it was just time to start the process seeing just how attached he’s become to it.

Night 1: Cried, in waves...especially when he couldn’t find it (because it wasn’t there)… then stayed up until 10 reciting colors, the alphabet, counting and singing songs.  Was restless through the night but didn’t get up.  Got up a little earlier than usual but was cheery and bouncing up and down in his usual mood.  If that’s the worst of it, we’re in good shape.

Now if I can still get his usual 3 hour nap without a binkie I’m golden.  I think my luck might run out on that one but we’ll see how it goes today.  If I blog again later drunk you’ll know the outcome.

Ineedtomovetoa30acreranchsomewhere…

Kathy said during mid-afternoon on April 19, 2008

I finally got a chance to like… SIT.  And not do anything for one whole hour.  Outside, with a cold beer, perfect cloudless Florida sun, 76 degrees, light breeze.  Ahhhhhh.  So of course, someone in my neighborhood decides today is the day they are going to use a BELT SANDER for 4 hours.

blank stare

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Kathy said during lunch time on April 8, 2008

Joelle: why is it so HUGE
Joelle: hang on
Kathy: I’m scared lol
Joelle: It’s not supposed to be this big
Joelle: lol
Kathy: “that’s what she said”
Kathy: ba da bum
Joelle:  blank stare

Sexography/RAINNFundraiser!WinPrizes!Woo!

Kathy said during evening on April 1, 2008

Our good friend and author, Carly Milne, is putting on a fundraiser for RAINN, the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network.  We promised we would help spread the word about this great cause, so here goes!

Carly’s book, Sexography, is both a tragic and comedic memoirs about her journey of sexual self-discovery. And now, it’s your turn to blog your own version of Sexography. Even if you’re not a “sex writer” per se, we want to encourage you to explore the comedy, fear, silliness, scariness, million-and-one emotions and million-and-one experiences that are mental, physical, emotional and spiritual, all of which make up the rich tapestry of sexuality. So if you want to write about how your dog watches you masturbate or how you can’t stand porn or about your first time or what you think of sex in the media and how it affects you personally, you should. What you write about is up to you, just as long as it falls under the “sexuality” header. Personal stories about survival are strongly encouraged.

For each Sexography blog entry you post, you’ll be soliciting donations for RAINN from the readers you entertain and engage with your commentary. But the best part? Not only will you be helping an incredible cause, but the bloggers who come in first, second and third place for most funds raised will nab fabulous prizes.

The contest runs from April 1 - April 30th.  Learn more about how YOU can get involved here and about the fabulous prizes here.  If you’d like to donate, but not participate, hit up this link and make sure to enter “GBBMC2008” (sans quotes) in the comment box.  Hurry! Your sign-up to participate must be submitted by e-mail by 11:59pm PST March 30th APRIL 15th, 2008.

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